Gimme Tranny

She’s hot, pretty, and, surprisingly, a dude. Meet Miriam Rivera, a transsexual beauty who is the object of affection in the new US reality show “There’s Something About Miriam”. Imagine the Joe Schmo Show, but a lot crueler. Originally aired in the UK, the contestants sued the show for irreparable damage. Below is the details of the show:

Fox Reality Channel snatches this show whole from the U.K., where it’s said to have been a controversial hit nearly four years ago under the title “Find Me a Man.” The suitors here don’t become privy to their prize’s true anatomical nature until near the end of their quest, which is simply cruel. Miriam offers that she is into “straight guys,” so it’s no wonder she has been so frustrated in her search for Mr. Right to this point. That penis thing keeps getting in the way.

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The D-List has got wind of news of a former pop singer getting hitched with a transsexual.

Dead or Alive singer, Pete Burns, married for a second time in London today. Pete was previously married to a chick for 25 years. This time he’s giving sausage a try. He married Michael Simpson in a geisha get-up. The two broke up briefly last year, but got back together.

Pete said he’s still friends with his ex-wife even though he cheated on her ass with his current wife. SCANDAL!

Eff Eva Longoria. This is THE celebrity wedding. What a beautiful bride and by “beautiful” I mean trannylicious.

Remember this hot tranny from her Youtube video? Well, we’ve been getting more requests for her. A lot of our readers just couldn’t believe that she’s a tranny? She’s too hot!

Well, it may come as a pleasant surprise, but she’s 100% shemale. We’ve got the proof and you’ll see how this luscious transsexual can be so convincingly femme that it fooled a lot of people.

So here are her pics and would put a lot of people to (un)rest. Enjoy!

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One of the most beautiful trannies to have graced television is Miriam Rivera. This Youtube tranny video is a fitting tribute to this lady with a penis. After starring in her own reality dating game show “There’s Something About Miriam” , she has become infamous for posing on the tv show as a real woman seeking straight men for her hand in marriage. Unfortunately for her, Miriam’s participation in that stunt may have cost her more than what she bargained for. But despite the repercussions, just by looking at her pictures here, one can’t deny how she can be as alluring as any attractive biological woman could be.

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Here’s a perfect tranny gift for the tranny addict. This is courtesy of Leah Foust Graphic Design Studio.

Yep, can you also see the possibilities?

Wow, even the Rush Hour 3 director is a tranny fan!

DIRECTOR Brett Ratner based a scene in “Rush Hour 3″ on a sexual encounter he had with a transsexual. Asked by The Advocate about the sequence “when the girl takes off her wig and Chris Tucker becomes angry and accuses her of being a man,” Ratner responded, “That’s from my personal experience. My first [oral sex] was from a man, but I didn’t know it was a man . . . I’m not homophobic or uptight about it. That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar, and it turns out she’s not a girl.”

How would you like to visit the transsexual capital of the world and have fun with all the hot trannies?

Taken from a transsexual’s personal account:

My First Time in Manchester

King’s Lynn, as everyone knows, is the Tranny Capital of the Fens. Samuel Peypys said himself: “when a tranny is tired of King’s Lynn, she is tired of life”.  And he wore a very curly wig, so he must’ve known what he was talking about.

But despite living in this hotbed of TG activity, even I sometimes grow tired of the endless grind of parties, clubs and pig-wrestling tournaments that mark the height of the King’s Lynn Tranny Season, and long for a quiet night in with a few friends. Or, failing that, a very noisy night out with 100+ other trannies.

The opportunity presented itself in the form of Trans-mission’s first birthday party, which was being held on the other side of the country in Manchester. Kim from the UK Angels was organizing a big meal beforehand. A lot of Angels were going to be there. I had to be there too. So I went.

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July 2, 2007
Hate-crime trial has a weird twist
A teenager is accused of attacking a transsexual he had sex with.
BY KATHLEEN CHAPMAN
The Palm Beach Post

The two strangers met outside a bar on Clematis Street in West Palm Beach.

One was a 17-year-old high school student out with a friend. The other was an attractive 39-year-old from Ohio in capri pants and a silky spaghetti-strap top.

The teen says that the woman got into their car, and performed oral sex on him in the back seat while his friend drove. They ended up near a lifeguard tower on the island of Palm Beach after midnight. According to the 17-year-old, the woman was on top of him when he saw something he didn’t expect under her bikini bottom.

Just as they were about to have sex, he says, he saw the woman was actually a pre-operative transsexual. She already had breast implants, but her other surgery is not scheduled until later this year.

She denies any sexual activity with the teen and has a different story.

TRANSSEXUAL BEATEN

But a witness saw what happened next: the teen shouted for help, dragged her through the sand, beat her head against the lifeguard stand and punched out her front teeth.

The teen goes on trial this week in juvenile court, facing a first-degree felony hate-crime charge that may be without precedent in Palm Beach County.

Assistant State Attorney Renelda Mack, chief of the civil rights unit, said she does not remember another hate-crime case here with a transsexual victim.

The teen, now 18 and attending summer school, has been under house arrest since the beating in the early morning of July 29, 2006. A juvenile judge will decide if he is guilty and what punishment he will face, if any.

The teen’s attorney, John Brewer, will argue self-defense. Brewer said the 39-year-old threatened to kill him and his family if he told anyone what happened.

A mechanic from Lake Worth was on the beach that night with friends. He said in a deposition that he was sitting on top of the lifeguard tower when the teen, wearing only boxer shorts, came up and asked for help.

The kid, who looked no older than 18, ”was hysterical, freaking out, crying, upset,” the witness said.

“He said he picked up a girl, he thought it was a girl — turns out it was a guy.”

The man had tried to rape him, the teen told the mechanic.

TOLD TO GO HOME

The witness said he suggested that the boy go home and not tell anyone. But about half an hour later, the kid returned, he said, dragging what looked to be a topless man down the beach by the hand. He screamed that he was going to kill him and slammed the person’s head against the lifeguard stand, the witness said.

The witness then jumped off the tower and headed for the boardwalk. The kid came back again, he said, saying he thought he had killed someone and was going to jail. Palm Beach police arrived then, the witness said.

They found the victim covered in blood.

The teen’s father says he is appalled by what happened and can’t believe that the state has not filed charges against the 39-year-old for sex with a minor. Florida law makes it a second-degree felony for a person 24 or older to engage in any sexual activity with a 16- or 17-year-old.

”I want to know how a 39-year-old man, disguised as a woman, was able to pick up a 17-year-old,” the father said.

But the transsexual, now 40, gives a different version of events.

HAD BEEN DRINKING

She said in her deposition that she had several drinks over the course of the evening and agreed to go to a party with the two young men because she needed to sober up before driving home. She figured they were in their early 20s.

The teen came onto her aggressively, kissing her, touching her breasts and putting her face in his lap. She said she told him that she was a transsexual and denies that there was any sexual activity.

The only witness to what happened before the beating, the 17-year-old’s friend, was in his own juvenile trouble and violated a court order by going out that night, Brewer said.

The friend has his own lawyer, Brewer said, and isn’t talking.

Florida law says that a crime is ”aggravated by prejudice” when a perpetrator intentionally selects a victim because of a characteristic like race, religion or ethnicity.

If the SNL joke hasn’t already worn itself out on you, we have a tranny version that will surely revitalize your hankering for chicks with dicks. Enjoy.

He pulled me out of the dance floor and started kissing me all over inside a dirty,rotten comfort room. He breathed heavily in my ears and that made my nipples stand hard.We were both sweating and he kept on whispering “You’re my bitch…” which made my senses go freakin’ wild. His hands groped everywhere, but the sensation was cut when he reached my crotch.“You’re a faggot?” He was surprised. I looked at him and said, “No, I’m a tranny.”T hen he smiled wickedly and answered, “Okay tranny, lemme taste your milk!“

He knelt down and started giving me a handjob. My dick was so hard now, as he groped on it like a mushroom. “Like that baby?” he teased. “Oh yesss…” I kept on moaning louder and louder as he began licking on my dick like a lollipop.

“Aaah… aaahhh…. aw shitt…” Then he made me turn around and said “Bend over, bitch.” He pulled down his pants and lifted my skirt. But I didn’t see anything in between his legs! Suddenly I felt a small, hard, thin something stickin up my ass, and he started humping like a rabbit. “Ugh, ugh, ugh….” while I was tickled by what he was doing. Was he fucking me or what?

Then finally he pulled it out and I saw his cum drip down his legs. I stood up and I saw what was inside me. “Don’t look at me like that!” he snapped blushing.

I laughed because it was his thing..it was so small I wonder if I was really fucked at all!